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Judge Changes Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

by | 24th, July 2008

IN New Zealand a judge has ordered a name change for a nine-year-old girl called Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Her friends knew her only as “K”, one assumes for Kiwi, Kevin or Keep Britain Tidy.

Says family court judge Rob Murfitt:

She fears being mocked and teased and in that she has a greater level of insight than either of her parents.

In the course of the enquiry the Beak discovered Kiwi children called Number 16 Bus Shelter and Midnight Chardonnay, Violence, the twins Benson and Hedges, and the other twins Fish and Chips.

One wondera if these names were rooted in the act of conception, and if Anorak’s Old Mr Anorak can spare a word on the matter, so too John McCain…

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