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Amy Winehouse Stones The Crows

by | 25th, July 2008

HOW scary is Amy Winehouse?

Norfolk farmer Marlon Brooks has modelled his scarecrow on singer Amy Winehouse:

The pigeons are terrified, they’re sitting up on the telephone wires too scared to come into the field which is brilliant. Every farmer needs an Amy scarecrow”

If farmers need something scary to stand around in a field all day, why not put on a music festival and invite Max Hastings to attend?

“She’s the best scarecrow we’ve ever had and she’s doing a brilliant job. In fact she’s doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment.

“I’d be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over”.


Posted: 25th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink