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Cereals Are Made From Crap

by | 28th, July 2008

“HUMAN sewage used for cereals,” says the cover of your free Metro seat cleaner, the London free newspaper that covers your train seat OR bus seat better then any other free London newspaper.


Says the news imprinted on your cricket whites:

Supermarket shoppers are unwittingly eating cereal products grown in Britain using human sewage. Sainsbury’s admitted last night that some of its crops use the fertiliser, which is cheaper than the animal-based variety.

The Metro is shocked and appalled. But each to his own, we say.

Who has not looked at a china bowl of All Bran, Shredded Wheat or Banana Nut Crunch and thought of a movement to the ceramic bowl?

Indeed, why not cut out the middle man and fill your cistern with soya milk?

It’s the taste of the future…

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