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Are You The Off Your Facebook Woman Beater?

by | 1st, August 2008

IS that you punching a girl in the face in London’s Hype Park?

Is that you giving the girl a “face hook” (Star)? Are the the girl “hit in the Facebook” (Sun)?

Were you at the Facebook party, a water fight organised over the social network?

Were you approached by a girl who sprayed you with a fizzy drink, a drink other than water?

Did you then approach the girl and punch her in the face?

The Sun hears someone say that this youth looked “really angry”.

The Sun says there were rumours of people carrying knives. In the Mirror there are “knife-wielding yobs”.

Anorak wants to know if you are the youth, and if you managed to get the fizzy pop stain out of you white wife-beater T-shirt?

* This is a serious matter and the tabloids have dug deep to give it the puns it deserves..

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