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Big Brother 9: Luke Buffs Up His Shiner

by | 4th, August 2008

BIG Brother Luke and Bex are talking over each other shoulders to the Daily Star. They are the “BIG BONKERS”.

Says Luke: “She tore me apart like a wild animal off the Discovery Channel!”

Before the mauling, though, Bex makes sure her mate is clean, by bathing with him and encouraging him to use his hands as a makeshift bra, to save spare her blushes and ensure compatibility.

Says Rebecca Shiner: “He screamed like a girl when he saw me!”

This news is followed by another picture of Shiner clutching a rolling pin alongside a pensive Luke.

And then they mated. Says Bex:

“We were so sure that there were still cameras watching us, we even checked!”

And then called the Star to make sure…

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