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Nepal Says God Must Go To School

by | 22nd, August 2008

MORE news from Napal, where the hunt for a virgin girl-child has been abandoned.

No, dear reader, Napal is not twinned with Basildon. The search for the “living goddess” has been scrapped after it was branded outdated by the supreme court. The Beaks have ruled that the “deity” must go to school.

More on that here.

Says the supreme court:

“There should be no bar on the Kumaris from going to school … as there are no historical and religious documents restricting Kumaris from enjoying child rights.”

Which begs the thorny question: what do you teach a God? Humility would be start, and there’s always a forward roll in PE and geography, but what else..?

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