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Jade Goody’s Intelligence Insulted And Jack Tweed In Court

by | 1st, September 2008

MORE on the tabloids’ Brave Jade Goody:

Jade Goody has a form of cancer. The tabloids have dubbed her brave. Says Jade on GMTV:

“They did a belly scan and everything was fine, even my blood, so they said to me it was either a bad period or stress.

A kebab?

“In the end I began to feel really frustrated, like they were insulting my intelligence, I thought they thought I was being a hypochondriac and lying about it.”

No lie. No slight on Jade’s fabled intelligence.

In other brave Jade news, Jade’s on-off-on/off lover Jack Tweed is awaiting sentence for attacking a teenager called Daniel Steele with a golf club. Jade was in court, in spirit:

Says Mr Andre de Moller:

“Jade Goody suffers from cervical cancer. It has been very recently diagnosed. It is advanced and life-threatening. She is due to undergo an operation in two weeks’ time and is likely to be on chemotherapy.”

It is a metaphorical golf club about the person.

“It is plain, your honour, that this lady has a long road ahead of pain and distress. She is the mother of two young children.”

He asked the judge to suspend any prison sentence because of those “exceptional circumstances”.

Be brave Jack…

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