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Arab Alan Sugar Buys Manchester City

by | 2nd, September 2008

MANCHESTER City have been sold to Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment, Make Wonderful Sexy Football For You and My Family, Please.

The Sun says the group is worth between £650billion and £800billion, give or take a few hundred billion either way.

Does Sir Alan Sugar require an answer? Once you’re fired, you’re fired. Some, however, do mumble “Thank you, Sir Alan”, conscious of their TV personality and that mum and dad are watching.

A picture of Al Fahim reveals him to be chubby and bearded. Does he have pointy finger and a line in email phone diallers? If so, the Sun is pot on.

And are Manchester City now modelled on the Tottenham Hotspurs of Alan Sugar’s tenure as owner, all Carlos Kickaball and defeat?

And has anyone seen Terry Venables..?

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