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Osama bin Laden And Hermann Göring Barred By Ryanair

by | 23rd, September 2008

ULRIKA Örtegren-Kärjenmäki is waiting to board a plane, a Ryanair flight from Stanstead Airport.

She was still waiting right to the point she spent £380 on a new supersize ticket.

She may encounter similar problems until she can find and marry a Mr Right, a Mr Ng or a Mr Anorak. It is also reported that the “dots” on the letters invalidated it in security checks.

You see, her name is too long to fit on the boarding pass. And you need one of those. So she cannot fly.
Says Swedish-born Ulrika: “I did not receive any explanation.”

Anorak imagines that it is for such reasons that Osama bin Laden flies under that name and not Usāmah bin Muḥammad bin `Awaḍ bin Lādin, and why Hermann Wilhelm Göring’s Luftwaffe never won the battle of Britain…

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