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Dita Von Teese’s Fake Breasts Are Wonderbra

by | 24th, September 2008

DITA Von Teese is a stripper. She has fake breasts. She is the new chest and face of Wonderbra. Indeed:

To great fanfare, Dita Von Teese has put her name on a retro line of push-up lingerie from Wonderbra.

Now I think most people can agree that for the most part, Dita cuts the crap and is pretty up front about what she does for a living. She’s a stripper, she owns it, and I respect that.

But there’s something peculiarly dishonest about a woman who loves her breast implants pushing a product that claims it would enhance even Olive Oyl’s figure.

Maybe Olive can stick a couple of Popeye’s forearms down her top?

Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Reviews Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink