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Police Log: Cyclists Undone By Braless Thieves

by | 2nd, October 2008

POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…

Done Up Like A Stripper:

Deputies are searching for a group of women last seen wearing suspenders without bras or shirts on underneath them who robbed an 18-year-old on his way to work, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.

Olmer Morales of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set blonde woman wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him and grabbed the handle bars to his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street, according to the report.

Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report.

The perils of animal magnetism…


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