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Getting A Teenager To Clean The Toilet With The Bible

by | 14th, October 2008

MY teeanger just will nto clean the toilet. What can I do? Let the Good Lord show you the way:

Whether your teenager is 13 or 19, they really need to learn how to clean the bathroom. After all, pretty soon they’ll be grown and on their own. Cleaning the bathroom is something they need to learn how to do. Here are a few tips on how to encourage your teen to clean the bathroom…

A suggestion:

Quote from the Bible.

For those of you who are not quite sure which Bible verses to use, here are a couple: “Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.” (Exodus 20:12) “Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.” (Colossians 3:20), “My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother,” (Proverbs 1:8).

And verily did the toilet bowls sparkle like the Cup, and it was good…

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