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Judge Rules That God Has No Fixed Abode

by | 16th, October 2008

TO NEBRASKA, where news is that it’s still there, for now:

A judge has thrown out a Nebraska state legislator’s lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served due to his unlisted home address.

Whose house? God’s house.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

But no. Got moves in mysterious way, much like the judiciary:

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

“Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice,” Polk wrote.

Chambers offered:

“Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.”

And thunderbolts…


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