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Exorcising Your Colon

by | 16th, October 2008

“THIS is the first testimonial that I have ever taken the time to write, and it is the least that I can do to repay you for saving my life!”

Not, not us. It’s Colonix – the intestinal plunger in a box…

I have been using your product since April 1, 2005 and I am absolutely horrified at the results!!!

You might be too.

First off I am 27 years old and consider myself in good shape. I was a standout athlete in high school and played soccer in college. I did, however, enjoy partying a little too much throughout the years and for a while had a dependency for pain medication (which I had no idea causes constipation). As the years went on I noticed that going to the bathroom became a less enjoyable experience. I would go once or twice a day and never feel like I was finished

Take two papers into the toilet….

April 9th – Saturday Morning I woke up and passed a weird looking stool. It looked different than anything I had ever passed so I had to investigate further. I got a plastic utensil andwhacked at it a little bit. It unraveled and looked like a long piece of intestine. I picked it up with the plastic utensil and sure enough it was a 20 inch piece of awful looking matter that had probably been stuck to the walls of my intestines for many years! So I got the digital camera and took my first picture of the death that existed inside of me.

April 10th – Passed more intestine looking matter.  Slightly larger in mass and had sacks.

April 11thPassed what appeared to be a lot of worms!

And then, just when you thought it was safe to go back to the toilet…

April 23rdI woke up and passed the biggest, longest and nastiest piece of stuff I had ever seen!  It was approximately 2 to 3 feet in length.

April 24th
– Another very large piece of stuff came out. This was thicker than the rest.  I am very glad that I upped the dosage to 2 scoops!

April 28th
This was the worst of all. This piece just looked like cancer. I cannot believe that something like this existed inside of me. I am sure that if I had never discovered this program, I would have colon cancer before I turned 50.

Well, what did the doctor say?

On June 14th 2005, Corey sent many new photos to add to our online gallery. As you can see, even well into his third month on the Colonix Program, Corey  continues to pass colon build-up almost on a daily basis. We can’t emphasize enough how imperative it is to commit to a 2-3 month cleanse initially, or to continue until you stop seeing strange things in the toilet.

Or you’ve turned yourself inside out and ended up with more of you in the toilet than there is of you perched on the seat…


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