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Man Arrested For Sex With A Car Wash

by | 19th, October 2008

WASH. Blow. Wax.

To Swan Creek Township, where a man is residing at the Saginaw County Jail, Michigan, for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash.

Favours? Was the vacuum a willful participant in this perversion? Does it do it only for the tokens? Is it a perversion – are vacuum cleaners all pining for human contact of a more carnal sort. Is Henry giving you eye?

A Thomas Township resident called police to report “someone acting suspicious” at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

“I’ve seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,” he said.

Indeed. Only had he approached by car, it might have gotten more interesting yet

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