Anorak News | Kerry Katona On Ice: New Body, New Mindset, New Pint

Kerry Katona On Ice: New Body, New Mindset, New Pint

by | 22nd, October 2008

KERRY Katona, formerly Kerry McPadding, is lying face down on a bed telling Zoo magazine readers about the time her home was raided by villains masked.

Zoo: “Do you think they targeted you because of who you are?”

KK: “Definitely not. They did a few houses around my way. Plus, when they walked in, they shouted: ‘Hey, you’re that bird from Atomic Kitten.’”

Video – Kerry on This Morning, reliving the ordeal:

It may be that in the course of traumatic events Kerry’s fine mind did become discombobulated and to her “It’s that dozy cow from Iceland” sounded like the words of long lost fans recalling her stint in Atomic Kitten before she left and they hit the big time.

Over in OK!, Kerry’s natural safe house, Kerry reassures readers: “I WOULD RISK MY LIFE FOR MORE SURGERY.”

What’s more: “I’VE HAD PINTS OF FAT SUCKED OUT.” Not half pints. Not Kerry.

And while we await for Kerry’s new signature scent, Ambergris, we read that Kerry “can’t stop looking at myself”. Not this week, she can’t. Kerry’s been in Closer, the tabloids, OK! and Zoo.

Who knew that with their being less of KK, we would see more of KK?

Maybe one day she will have more surgery and there will more of KK in the fat jar than in the media…

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