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Cart Horse Capers: Madonna And Guy To Star In New Divorce Film

by | 23rd, October 2008

NEWS is that Madonna, aka Vadge, is “haunted” by legs, specifically those attached to the rest of Tania Strecker, a blonde mo-del who once dated Guy Ritchie (Bitchie).

Tania, that’s her with the open shirt, naked chest and unsheathed lags, is now married to “millionaire James de Rothschild” is also a TV presenter, naturally.

Of course the big news is that Loraine Kelly’s prayers ‘have been answered and the Express can announce: “Madonna and Guy ‘will stay pals”.

Well, so says Teudie Styler, Sting’s wife, who might not have read the cover of now magazine (“THIS IS WAR”) nor seen Us magazine’s words:

“Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn’t sing.”

And..? And nothing. It’s all pretty mundane stuff. This dull tale needs fresh impetus, and arrives in the gingery shape of Kelly Reilly, Guy’s love interest:,21985,24540396-5012974,00.html

Knit Madonna

To recap: we have the loaded, faux London geyser, the actress, the ageing, spoilt American celebrity, a token blonde, a chinless wonder, lot of hype and…

Well, all we need are some cards, a few strictly kosher lawyers and Ritchie may come out of this with something after all: another one of his filmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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