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Kebab Shop Fighting Kit And Table

by | 25th, October 2008

TO the kebab shop.

A man is dead. A knife?

In the Telegraph:

The customer had taken just two bites of his shish kebab before collapsing in a heap on the floor of the Super Chef in Brighton, East Sussex, and was dead within minutes.

A knife left inside the kebab?

Aja Fyndi, the kebab shop owner, said he was horrified to see the regular customer, in his 50s, slumped on the ground by a window seat with the chilli-laced kebab still on the table in front of him.

Mr Fyndi said: “He is a regular customer and came in for his usual. A shish kebab with salad a lots of chilli sauce.

“He had only taken a couple of bites before he died.”

We need to crack down on chilli sauce and the causes of chilli sauce.

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