Anorak News | Julian King Is Missing, Presumed Black

Julian King Is Missing, Presumed Black

by | 26th, October 2008

JULIAN King is missing. His mother is called Julia. His aunt is Jennifer Hudson, a reality TV star.

Chicago police have issued an amber alert.

Julian’s disappearance is all over the news. It’s shocking stuff. After all, Julian King has never knowingly been blonde. Indeed, the only photographs of Julian are so grainy that he looks a little non-blonde, black even or IC3.

Anorak’s computer wizards have got to work on the images and thanks to them Chicago police are now equipped with an actual likeness that can distribute to the world’s media in the secure knowledge that Julian will make it onto the nation’s front pages…

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