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Hands On Deck: Inflatable Breasts Lost At Sea

by | 2nd, December 2008

READERS of Australia’s Ralph magazine hoping to get their hands on a pair of free breasts are forced to look elsewhere.

Over 130,000 inflatable breasts, valued at $200,000 have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

A spokeswoman for Ralph says the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

Says Ralph editor Santi Pintado:

“Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are. If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.”

And if they are attached to Blue Peter junglist Nicola McLean, don’t pull on them too hard…

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