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The A To Z Of Baby P And Mourn Porn

by | 15th, December 2008

BABY P. Then baby S. And now we and the Sun lament “BABIES A-Z”

While the paper tracks down Baby Q and Baby X, and laments how Baby J was born in a barn, it salutes the “hundreds” of those mums and dads who wore the image of Baby P on their T-shirts and marched for justice.

Over in the Star, babies RSVP are in the frame.

“BEAST WISHES,” says the paper, that the headline to the story on how “thousands of people will get Christmas cards written by serial killers and paedophiles”.

If the risk of carol singing outside Gary Glitter’s hideout was not enough, kids now have to watch out for the post lest is molest them.

The Star says , known as “Monster Mansion”.

The cards “depict normal festive scenes but are the work of warped and twisted minds…”

A flying reindeer. An obese immigrant with gifts. Children in stockings. A peculiar white man with a pipe and eyes as black as two lumps of coal. Sickness.

“Cons pick different designs then add personalised messages such as ‘loving wife’ or ‘special son’.”

They don’t mean it. Says a prison source:

“These inmates don’t have a sentimental bone in their bodies…”

It’s all a cynical marketing ploy.

To avoid the risk of infection, all Christmas cards should be burnt and the letter boxes sealed shut.

Before it’s too late!



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