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Strictly Come Dancing Judges Hacked Off

by | 23rd, December 2008

PRO-Celebrity dance was always a rough game, but that it should come to this: “DANCE JUDGES ALL AXED.”

If any celebrity or judge was going to lose their heads it would surely be an agonist on Dancing on Ice, the only reality TV show the Taliban will watch.

Injuries thus far on Strictly Come Dancing have been reserved to pride, until now.

But minds remain turned to Osama bin Laden and his Double Axels of Evil, who has refused to vote on Strictly Come Dancing since Omar Bakri was passed over in the portly politico section for John Sergeant.

Sergeant, of course, had the decency to turn his back on the unseemly parade of flesh – men in peek-a-boo nighties! – and stimulated shagging that passes for Western democracy.

But who knew that the Strictly Dancing would be hacked to death?

While we await the grim video to be leaked on YouTube, the Daily Star, which features the news on its front page, repeats the shocker: “JUDGES AXED.”

Although they might not be dead.

Where there is life there is hope, and it is believed the nation’s foremost dance judging panel have lost only their legs and feet, for which they, like many competitors, have no use…

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