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Entertained By Jade Goody’s Cancer And Celebrity Leprosy

by | 20th, January 2009

JADE Goody – “The moment sick star watched her hair fall out.”

This is the Sun’s front-page news

THE devastating moment Jade Goody realised her cancer treatment was making her hair fall out in clumps is to be screened on TV.

First we had the live caner diagnosis. Now we have the disease in action.

But she bravely agreed to be filmed throughout her ordeal for her Living TV show.

Brave Jade will make money form her cancer. Well, can’t blame her. We wish her well. But now that cancer is entertainment, will other diseases get the start treatment? Here’s Robbie Williams sneezing into the camera and having his mucus inspected for sings of flu and heavy cold.

Anthea Turner has not got gonnorhea, but in her investigation she wonders if she might. Stay tuned for Kerry Katona’s trip to a leper colony. Can she catch it ort will the worry kill her first?

Says Jade:

“This I’ve got no control of but I will take it with both hands and take control of it and smash it down and walk all over it.”

Jade is gonna walk up to cancer and shove broken glass in its face, pull its hair and call it a f****g popadom.

Watch Jade’s cancer on…Living TV.

Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink