Daily Star Produced By Big Brother Gnome
ONLY a few months to go until Big Brother and the Daily Star brings news that the show is a fix.
Such a fix is Big Brother that five years ago the Daily Star’s editorial staff formed a betting consortium and placed a hefty sum on the eventual winner.
Team Star won. Big.
The staff departed for a prolonged lunchtime sabbatical in The Griffin public house, where they remain to this day.
The paper continues to be produced by a nodding dog holding a gnome’s fishing rod over a keyboard.
‘Dezzie’ has been able to make 52 pages of news – every day – from the words “SHOCK”, “FIX” RACE” , “ROW”, BIG”, BROTHER” and “CHEAPER”.
Other newspapers are reviewing their staffing…
And the shocker: “IT’S A BIG FIX – BB bosses admit to targeting wannabes.” Indeed…
Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Reviews Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
