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Daily Star Produced By Big Brother Gnome

by | 2nd, February 2009

ONLY a few months to go until Big Brother and the Daily Star brings news that the show is a fix.

Such a fix is Big Brother that five years ago the Daily Star’s editorial staff formed a betting consortium and placed a hefty sum on the eventual winner.

Team Star won. Big.

The staff departed for a prolonged lunchtime sabbatical in The Griffin public house, where they remain to this day.

The paper continues to be produced by a nodding dog holding a gnome’s fishing rod over a keyboard.

‘Dezzie’ has been able to make 52 pages of news – every day – from the words “SHOCK”, “FIX” RACE” , “ROW”, BIG”, BROTHER” and “CHEAPER”.

Other newspapers are reviewing their staffing…

And the shocker: “IT’S A BIG FIX – BB bosses admit to targeting wannabes.” Indeed…

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