Corridors Of Perception: Teacher Dosed With Pupil’s LSD Recounts Trip
DID you ever give your teacher an illegal drug? Of coruse you did not. In Britain no self-respecting child would give their drugs away.
But in America the school kids do, apparently. And in the account hereunder, Sir recalls her trip to the trip:
Max had left a screensaver depicting 12 tabs of Scooby-Doo windowpane acid on one of my classroom computers. I told him to do a research paper on Timothy Leary and quit being such an asshole. I think that’s why he dosed me.
Lester Bangs lives:
By the time I reached Chase Street, I had a pretty good awareness of what was happening. Some of the treetops were dancing in the heat and wind, and my mouth was extremely dry. I went straight to Max, who was walking about 20 feet behind me.
“How you feeling, Mr. Moss?” he said with a smirk.
Mr Moss. Respect:
Max, this is by far the dumbest thing you’ve ever done. How’d you do it?” I asked.
“Coffee” he admitted.
“How much?” I inquired.
“Small drop, one to two doses, should keep you going for a while.”
See that apple on sir;s desk. Injected with smack. That Terry’s chocolate orange. Hemlock. The sandwhich in his jacket pocket. Flick knife…
Spotter: Field Trippin’ ,via Dose Nation
Posted: 5th, February 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (11) | TrackBack | Permalink
