Anorak News | Fiddle Mr Bernie: Introducing The Bernie Madoff Doll

Fiddle Mr Bernie: Introducing The Bernie Madoff Doll

by | 17th, February 2009

INTRODUCING the Bernie Madoff doll and piggy bank.

For an investment of just $99, you get the Madoff doll, and for no extra cost a red-suit, pitchfork and golden hammer.

“A lot of people have been asking about it,” says Graeme Warring of his firm’s Smash-Me Bernie.

Warring’s toy is good but not on the money. And Anorak duly issues its Madoff Doll.

The Fiddle Me Madoff comes as a series – buy one doll and get a new bigger doll to wrap around it every month. Forever!

After a year, your Fiddle Me Madoff contains lots of dolls and is so big that it won’t fit into your house!

Before long you’ll be forced to sell your home, car and chattles and transport your Fiddle Mr Madoff doll to the Big House, where Bernie can look after it in person.

The Fiddle Me Bernie is available in red only.

Order now and get a free Fiddle Mr Bernie Club House and Soup Kitchen for all your friends.

Posted: 17th, February 2009 | In: Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink