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All Homosexuals Should Be Stoned To Death

by | 21st, March 2009

WITH is wiry beard and glasses, Anjem Choudary, should be the tabloids’ pet mad mullah, the one they turn to when they need an Islamist to say something to cause offence.

And the Mail tunes in and hears the “the firebrand cleric who wants to see Britain ruled by Sharia law” trigger the headline: “All homosexuals should be stoned to death, says Muslim preacher of hate.”

Says Choudary:

“If a man likes another man, it can happen, but if you go on to fulfil your desire, if it is proved, then there is a punishment to follow. You don’t stone to death unless there are four eyewitnesses. It is a very stringent procedure.”

No, not four-eyed witness to gay sex – although looking at it can damage your eyes – but four individuals looking on while men have sex with other men. The Mail’s headline is misleading. It’s not all gay men who should be killed but gay men having sex with other men in a branch of Kwik Fit or on the terraces at White Hart Lane.

The Sun makes it still mote persinal:

THE vile Muslim extremists behind the sick protests against Our Boys at a homecoming parade want Lord Mandelson stoned to death — for being GAY.

Every cloud and all that, eh. Now, Tony, Nicky, Euan and LEo – what did you see?

Choudary goes on:

“There are some people who are attracted to donkeys but that does not mean it is right.”

Donkeys. Gay men. How Choudary’s mind wanders. As the Mail says:

“Yet a week ago, the Daily Mail exposed fundamentalist Choudary’s student days when he was pictured swigging beer, cavorting with women and puffing on a cannabis joint – offences for which he would be lashed and stoned under his version of Sharia law.”

Lash me! Let’s go get stoned! Choudary:

“Yes, I was not always practising Islam. Certainly in my student days I was not a practising Muslim.”

With Omar Bakri taking in the sun and Abu Hamza trying to find his arse with his hooks, the UK is crying out for a gurning face of militant Islam. But instead we get Choudary, a kind of mad mullah by committee. He has all the working part but lacks the vitriol and vim to really go for it. It says “firebrand” on the box, but the box has gotten damp and if you stand too far back you might miss it.

Yesterday Choudary, 42, was flanked by two fellow firebrands at the press conference at the Express by Holiday Inn Hotel in Chingford, East London.

Yeah, the Holiday Inn, Chingford, birthplace to revolution and indoor fireworks. A press conference:

Says the blurb:

Lakeside & Bluewater Shopping centres are only 35 & 45 minutes way. Within 25 minutes you can be at Stansted Airport, in 40 minutes Heathrow & 60 minutes Gatwick. This hotel is not in the Congestion Charge Zone.

* Pets Allowed
* Complimentary Breakfast
* Coffee Maker
* Hairdryer
* A/C Public Areas

Our hotel staff speaks:

English, German, Polish.

Last one to the ice machine’s a crusader…

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