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Michael Jackson At The Skin Cancer Shop

by | 23rd, May 2009

michael-jacksonMORE news on Michael Jackson, of whom the Sun says:

“STRAINED MICHAEL JACKSON leaves a medical centre — with a bag printed with the stark words: “Skin cancer.”

Who knew you could get skin cancer in a shop? Has the lust to be the subject of an alert on Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News (CCN) – created a cancer outlet; and, if so, will the outlet go global, a cancer shop at very stage school and Simon Cowell vehicle the world over?

Says the Sun:

Thriller singer Jacko, 50, visited a top dermatologist in Beverly Hills, California, every day last week as he battles the disease.

Says the Sun:

It is not known what was in the bag, carried by a minder.

Michael Jackson carries bag! The bag’s the thing. Look out for Madonna’s carrying an old “Boots” bags; Carrie Prejean shopping at “Safeway” and Osama bin Laden stocking up at “Borders”.

The tabloid’s morbid fascination with cancer goes on. Jacko’s bag tells us:

Diseases of the skin, skin cancer and skin cancer chemosurgery.”

So not necessarily for cancer at all? Diseases of the skin – like boils, ringworm and dandruff.

The star has had a shave biopsy op to remove dangerous growths and to see if he needs more treatment. He has also seen experts to minimise scarring.

Says a close source:

“He’s putting on a brave face…”

What’s in the bag, Michael? Eeny, meeny, mini….

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