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The Jonas Brothers And Spray-On STDs

by | 4th, June 2009

jonas-brothersTHE clean-cut Jonas Brothers’ video feature the trio spraying their lip-glossed fans with white foam from hoses held at waist height.

In Good Housekeeping – rock ‘n’ loo rolls edition – the Jonai Mum talks about her virginal boys’ sex lives.

If there is one thing guaranteed to put every Priapic boy outside small farming communities and the Forest of Dean off sex it is to hear mum talking about it.

Says Denise a former sign-language teacher, who may be best able to explain that aforesaid foaming:

They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them. I don’t think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”

Hey, boys, listen up. Mum is closing her eyes and thinking about you having sex or, rather, you not having sex. Life does not get more wholesome.

“They’ve been criticised for proclaiming things they never proclaimed. And what’s the criticism? They don’t want to go out there giving everyone an STD? What’s so terrible about that?”

Because sex outside of marriage gives you VD. For such a reason hundreds of paedo priests were caught when the supplicants created a rush on itching creams and cocktail umbrellas.

Last years, the Jonas Brothers released the single Burnin’ Up/When You Look Me in the Eyes.

Indeed, more code…

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