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Jennifer Aniston Plans The Divorce Party

by | 13th, June 2009

JENNIFER Aniston is at the Women in Film Awards in Culver City, Calif., where host Chelsea Handler is presenting the actress with the Crystal Award for Excellence in Film. Yeah, really.

Here’s Jennifer Aniston:

I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl…which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup. Followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I’m at table six, and my agents are at table 12.

With Jen a shoo-in for next season’s award for Most Outstanding Performance At The Crystal Awards Ceremony, we wonder what her next film is. Wonder no more:

The Baster – A Thanks Giving get together is ruined when Aniston overuses the turkey baster.

The Divorce Party – Jen goes mad with excitement as Brad leaves Angelina Jolie, who -get this – he never even married.

Ends. Curtains.

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