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Perez Hilton Attacks Man For Being Gay

by | 23rd, June 2009

perezhilton-facePOLO Molina, tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas, has been arrested and charged with assault following an alleged attack on Perez Hilton. An assult in which Hilton was – get this – heard to call Peas’ singer a “faggot“, allegedly.

Perez Hilton is so powerful he can just wait and the showbiz news comes to him.

From a gadget close to the Cobra nightclub, Toronto, Hilton gathered himself and did what anyone who had been assaulted would do: he Twittered:

“I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP.”

ASAP (America Star-spotters Assault Police) is the US version of Britain’s CPF, the Celebrity Police Force who are only ever a small shout away from a photo opportunity and autograph.

Says Hilton:

“I was assaulted by of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report.”

Ha-0ha-ha-, he-he.

“No joke.”

So why then have and Fergie not been arrested?

Well, after a period, Hilton said the singer’s manager, Polo Molina, who attacked him. And who’s heard of him?

“I have been attacked by a man who you don’t know but who knows some big stars. No joke.”

Police in Toronto say 36-year-old Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assault.

Says (insert grammar liberally):

“I didn’t hit you. I told you that I didn’t like the fact that you disrespected us. It’s cool to have your opinion. Instead of calling the police you twittered that I assaulted you. Sounds like somebody wants mad attention and is not really concerned about his health.”

Attention demanded. Attention gained:

Perez Hilton:

“I would never make something like this up, or try to use something like this for press, because I don’t need it. I called the police BEFORE I Tweeted about it. They were not showing up. I felt helpless.”


No joke.

Note: All those snappers and not one photo of the alleged assault?

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