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Scientists Create Low Emissions Cows

by | 23rd, June 2009

obama-global-warmingCOWS are attacking us. Farting, murderous Cows want to kill us all. Can science tame them and reduce their emissions?

Spate Of Cows Attacks Threatens Countryside

If they can’t rule the world, they will kill everything on it:

A prototype cow which burps less is being bred in a breakthrough that could reduce a big source of the greenhouse gases responsible for global warming.

The farm animals are responsible for nearly three-quarters of total methane emissions.

Most of the gas comes from bovine burps, which are 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide as a greenhouse gas.

Can a cow be as small as a termite?

“He’ll stop the globe from getting warm; fuel your car with nuts and corn”

(via Tom Nelson, and Andrew Watt)

Spotter: Bat E Bird

Via Tim Blair, The LA Times reports:

Coal-fired power plants are the largest source of heat-trapping gases that cause global warming, but President Obama’s plan to fight climate change would result in the nation burning more coal a decade from now than it does today

The Environmental Protection Agency projects that even if the emissions limits go into effect, the U.S. would use more carbon-dioxide-heavy coal in 2020 than it did in 2005.

(Via Benny Peiser)

He’s here to save the day…

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