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Pete Doherty’s Michael Jackson Tribute Tracks

by | 30th, June 2009

pete_dohertyWHAT odds that Peter Doherty would take less drugs than Michael Jackson?

The Star brings news that Doherty continues to live (or not?) and has had a new anti-heroin implant fitted so he “didn’t go off the rails at Glastonbury”.

Drugs do different things to different people. The narrative says that drugs may have helped Jackson attain the peak of all-singing, all-dancing powers, whereas drugs seemingly enable Doherty to remain a celebrity and tour courtrooms.

Says the paper:

The team for the former Libertines singer put measures in place to make sure there were no tempting distractions at Worthy Farm. A chopper was drafted in to fly Peter, 30, in and out of the festival, plus he was escorted both to and from the stage before being packed off home.

That rock ‘n’ roll, folks, right there – home for a tea of oranges with lemons as the chopper comes to keep you from getting off your head and the candle is snuffed out lest you use it to warm a spoon…

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