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London Stockbroker Kills Himself

by | 8th, July 2009

anjool-maudeANJOOL Malde, a stockbroker who “feared he was about to lose his job”, threw himself from the top of the City’s Coq d’Argent restaurant near the Bank of England.

He was 24.

He had been told by his Deutsche Bank employers on Friday to leave work early following ‘an inquiry into an IT matter’.

He is not the first banker to have died tragically.


On a brigher note, though, the Daily Mirror hacks can be satisfied that the City kids are living in misery and killing themselves.

Brian Reade:

“The fate of these reckless Young Turks is the reverse of that promised to al-Qaeda suicide bombers. They’ve been in Heaven, had their 72 lap-dancers and their reward is now living in Hell where they are impoverished, bitter and universally despised.”

Paul Routledge:

“In China, financial crooks get a bullet in the back of the head. Y’know, I think they might be on to something.”

Bitter pills all round at the Mirror…

Note: Maude’s picture  features Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell. The Daily Mail adhering to the rules of Celebrity Bingo – Death must have a celebrity angle.

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Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink