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Muggers Attack Victim With Snake

by | 9th, August 2009

snake-muggerTHE Great British muggers are among the best muggers in the world. At the 2012 Olympics the British muggers will be out to prove that they can out-mug any of those so-called continental street villains with their ponsy scooters, floppy fringes and flick knives.

If you doubt it, then you should know that a gang have used a 4ft green python to attack a 14-year-old boy with a 4ft (1.2m) python, encouraging the reptile to bite the teenager’s arm.

Police and the RSPCA are now investigating the incident, which took
in Bradley Stoke, South Gloucestershire. The police are questioning two yoofs. The RSPCA is offering the snake a plea bargain in exchange for it giving Queen’s Evidence.

A spokesman for Great Western Ambulance service (GWAS) said: “Ambulance staff consulted Google and Bristol Zoo experts after a teenager was attacked by a group of youths.”

The Google search advise that the boy be photographed and placed in a hot vat of melted chocolate; Bristol Zoo expert said the snake should make a full recovery…

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