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Ant And Dec Are Anally Mismatched

by | 7th, September 2009

IN the Daily Express, the debate is whether Ant (left) and Dec (right) are anally matched, or anally mismatched?

The first headline “Can Dec finally match Ant?” was altered to “Can Dec at last match Ant?” Too manny “finally” in headlines, apparently.

But might there be more to it? Might Ant and Dec be mistken for Pant And Feck, the gonzo porn stars of Express Newspaper owner Richard Desmond’s cable TV output?



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