Patrick Swayze’s Last Days With Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie

WANT to know about Patrick Swayze’s “sad last days”, with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston?

The National Enquirer has the scoop that Patrick Swayze is dying. While Enquirer readers wait for that story to develop, and the rest of us wish Swayze RIP, the Enquirer brings shock news of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It’s:

“Brad & Angie’s WILD FIGHT OVER JEN!”

Can it be that after six years of front-page speculation linking brad to his ex-wife, Angelina has finally seen what Brad stopped seeing and a made play for Angelina herself?

Inside, and we read of “BRAD AND ANGIE’S BIGGEST BUST-UP EVER!”

To Chateau Miraval, France, where Brad and Ange are talking about Jen:

“They had just finished having breakfast with the kids when Ange turned around and accused Brad of trying to get in touch with Jen again via text message.”

The Enquirer says that Jen rebuffed Brad’s textual advances.

Angelina says it is “time for Brad to quit this obsession with Jen”. So says Ange the UN Goodwill ambassador.

The big question remains: Can Brad and Jen and Ange live their lives at the frenetic pace the tabloids demand? And if you spend too long staring at fame’s Bermuda Triangle, are you in danger of missing the big story?

Patrick Swayze. RIP.

The Brad Pitt – Jennifer Aniston – Angelina Jolie saga in pictures: