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X Factor: Danyl Johnson Tears Kandy Rain Off A Strip

by | 11th, October 2009

kandy-rainMIGHT it be possible to warm to Danyl Johnson, the X Factor warbler with the face of a Bronze Age Will Young, the post-modern reality TV wannabe who actually makes himself wince when he sings?

In the News of The World, a “FURIOUS Louis Walsh” has “branded one-time show favourite Danyl Johnson VILE and a BULLY after reducing his girl group Kandy Rain to tears.”

Kandy Rain are the former strippers whose band name sounds like an American tan ‘n’ stitches porn star.

The X Factor judge launched his astonishing attack after the band of former strippers sobbed down the phone to him when Danyl cruelly told them: “You’ve got NO chance of winning the show.”

Louis raged: “Kandy Rain rang me crying. Danyl was slagging them off telling them they were never going to win. He really bullied them. Danyl is vile. He’s everything I don’t like.”

Four girls rang Louis crying tears of pure sugary sweetness because Danyl told them what everyone else already knows, including Louis Walsh who’s bleating about the show being unfair led to the Daily Mail headline:

‘My X Factor acts won’t win,’ says Louis Walsh as he gives groups vote of no-confidence

A furious Louis is furious that Danyl Johnson seems to have read the Daily Mail:

He revealed: “He said none of my acts had a chance. As far as I’m concerned Danyl is arrogant and over-confident. He’s playing the whole thing.”

Which makes Louis Walsh what exactly?

But Louis reckons his sexy girl band – Azi Jegbefume, 25, blonde Coco Lloyd, 22, Khatereh Dovani, 24, and Chemmane Applewhaite, 27 – has a bigger future in pop.

Indeed, pop is a word to conjure with, it being short for popular music and a porn industry euphemism for ejaculating.

Hope springs eternal…

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