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Westword Marijuana News Brings You The Top Ten Worst News Beats

by | 22nd, October 2009

marijuana_vending_machineTHE world’s best news beat is looking for a reporter: Colorado’s Westword weekly paper seeks a medical marijuana dispensary reviewer.

“Do you have a medical condition that necessitates marijuana? Do you have a way with words? If so, wants you to join the ranks as our freelance marijuana-dispensary reviewer.”

Joe Tone, the paper’s Web editor, tells us:

“We want someone who can get in and relay to our readers what it is like inside these dispensaries.”

Like, really nice, and stuff. Although, Tone goes on:

“They are to review the places, not the weed. We can’t have our reviewer be stoned all the time.”

Not all the time. And there are other conditions:

The reviewer must have “the ability to write and be in the position of holding a state medical marijuana card”. They should also be “passionate about the issue of medical marijuana.”

Pay is described as “meagre”.

We now bring you the Top Ten Worst News Beats:

Tony Blair
Climate Change Protestors
Anything With Horses
Strictly Come Dancing
Anything To Do With The PR Industry
Death Row, Texas

Colorado is one of 14 states where medical marijuana is legal by state law — federal law still bans its use. But this week, the Obama administration announced a new policy loosening the rules regarding prosecuting criminal activity associated with medical marijuana.

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