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Angelina Jolie’s Diamond Snakes Mined At Source, In Pictures

by | 17th, November 2009
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angelina-snakes-41IN “CRUEL MIND GAMES! Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston tell Enquirer readers of “2am calls!”, “CATTY insults!” and “DIRTY tricks!”

The aim of this is for Aniston and Jolie to “destroy each other”. Jen is looking to meet with Brad Pitt, catalyst for much angst, soon. Then Jen will star in the Lost City of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh, it’s no good. Jennifer ‘nice hair” Aniston v Angelina “bedtime reading” Jolie is going nowhere. Every week the Enquirer trots out another front-page story about how Jen and Ange don’t get on.

These mind games between Angie and Jen are no good for anyone,” says the source.

Yes, they are.

They are good for the “source”, a mythical being whose true identity must remain shrouded in secrecy lest they be uncovered as a) Brad Pitt; b) Maddox Jolie-Pitt; c) the president of Rwanda, fed up with being overlooked as a source of Jolie-Pitt children; d) anyone who has ever seen any of the three star players in the flesh or a film; e) Lily Allen.

In other news Bad and Ange have a new range of his-‘n’-was-hers-but-now-he’s-mine jewellery coming out: People fills in the details:

The power couple has teamed with a top British jeweler to come up with a series of designs for everything from earrings, pendants, bangles, rings to a silver spoon and egg cup. For Jolie, 34, the inspiration for the collection was obvious. While she was expecting Shiloh, she was given a special gift — a protective snake ring… Jolie has come to view the motif as something of a family guardian.

Snakes are great at offering protection to little kids. You can trust a snake to do the right thing. The collection:

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