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Jesus Appears On An Egg Shell In Texas

by | 4th, December 2009

holyeggNO one besides Osama bin Laden’s wife ever sees the real Santa Claus, but Jesus is everywhere. In Burleson, grandly billed as a “city, 13 miles south of Fort Worth” a Christian god has appeared on the top of a hen’s egg.

While angels dance on a pin head, Jesus is manifest in the chicken shed at Tracy and Pam Norrell’s farm. The Norell’s tells the media that the egg was laid “straight from heaven”. Bur-burck:

This time of the year, we get so taken up with the presents and money and we forget about the reason. I think he [God] was just telling us he is the reason for the season.”

The reason for the season is nice. Anorak might use it in a card – £4.99 for one that plays the Birdie Song slowly on an organ when you open it up. For £17.99 you get the one that lights up.

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