Material Boy: Madonna’s Secret Son Caught On Video
by Anorak | 16th, January 2010
MATERIAL Boy is set to his the movie theatres soon. And the trailer is a class act: Material Boy is Madonna’s son, allegedly. Here’s the voiceover:
“On December 24, 1973, a young, 15-year-old girl named Madonna gave birth to a boy in a hospital in Michigan. Now, 36 years later, the best ever kept secret in the history of pop music will be revealed.”
Well, it’s the second best secret. The fist best secret is… Nah, we’ll save it. Why a woman who has strapped herself to a cross, adopted and shown us everything aisde from her internal organs should keep a child a secret seems odd. Best to reserve judgement:
Posted: 16th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
