Big Brother’s Katia Ivanova’s Suicide And Sex
WHEN the Daily Star told us that Katia Ivanova was booted first out of the Big Brother house because she was so popular, we arched an eyebrow.
When they told us that the alleged orgy makeweight, Basshunter hunter (orgy pics), sex taper and cocaine-snorting Rolling Stone gnome polisher would be a huge star, we looked like Amanda Holden in a wind tunnel.
It’s now Day 4 of the Star’s plan to make Katia Ivanova noticeable, chiefly by slapping her on its front page and screaming:
“BIG BRO KAT: I’VE HAD DEATH THREATS.”
It’s does seem odd that the Star, sister paper to the immigrant-unfriendly Express, should support Katia’s elevation to the status of Super Strumpet. Where are our home-grown Armanis, Portias and Danniiiiis to slap for the UK? Can we blame the recession for a death of slappers? Can we blame global warming?
While we ponder that, Katia tells us:
“When it came out in the papers about me and Ronnie, I was called all kinds of things. In the street, a woman came up to me and shouted: ‘You home-wrecking whore, I am gonna kill you”
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Yea, Katia is sure that the woman was talking about Ronnie Wood and not another man.
“It made me feel sick. I’d meet people and wouldn’t know who to trust.”
Yesterday, Katia was bullied. Today her victim status is notched up a little.
“I did try to commit suicide a couple of times and that is when I decided to talk to a professional.”
No, not a pro-stitute – which Katia is not and has never been. She saw a professional counsellor. And now she is ready to move on. And anyone interested in moving on with her, might like to know:
“I’m great at it [sex]. I am confident with my body and when it comes to sex I know exactly what I want…
“I’ve never dressed up for sex. I would never go out and buy a costume to wear in bed. I think that is too pre-planned. I want it to be spontaneous.”
Fancy a shag, Katia?
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Posted: 19th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
