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Join The Campaign To Get Cheryl Cole To Sell Her Wedding Rings For Haiti

by | 27th, February 2010

7517829CHERLY Cole and Ashley are big news. But can they do it for Haiti? Haiti is a subject close to Cheryl’s big heart.

X Factor judge Cheryl took a moment to think of the earthquake’s millions of victims before taking to the singing booth to lay down her part of the REM tune”.

Time,  then, to hear from Madame Arcati, and what she think Cheryl should do now that she and Ashley have split. The words are NFW. The sentiment for from the heart:

Dear Mr & Mrs Cole,

Look, I’ll be honest with you. I couldn’t give a fuck about your marriage split. That’s your business. You’re both very rich, very famous, very spoilt people. You are both decadent. Cheryl, your engagement ring alone cost £100,000 – and bought from the proceeds of a legal settlement with the lying News of the World. Don’t deny it: you all but admitted it to Piers Morgan in GQ.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Brand Cole is worth cumulatively at least (but much more than) £30m. Now you are about to divorce. Here’s a piece of advice.

Do something useful for a change and auction off all the bling associated with your union for the benefit of Haiti. Fight fight fight for life. Ashley, forget about your cock for one moment and think outside that sullen, self-absorbed nature of yours. You wanker. Cheryl, forget about your pain, your airport poses, your moody pouts (do you really want to be Posh The Sequel?), your silly planted tabloid tales and all the rest of the tabloid shit.

About 250,000 people lost their lives in the recent Haiti tragedy. About 2 million are homeless. Even your bling won’t make much difference. But what an example it would set to the tabloid morons who envy your good fortune. Turn your pain into something useful.

Do it.

(Mega-PR Mark Borkowski’s petition seeking to persuade Cheryl and Ashley to sling their bling for Haiti  – click here.)

– Madame Arcati

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Posted: 27th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink