Anorak News | Thief Steals Old Woman’s Bag Of Poo

Thief Steals Old Woman’s Bag Of Poo

by | 12th, March 2010

POLICE in Worthing, Sussex, are hunting the bag-snatcher who stole an old woman’s bag of poo.

The poo was not her own, kept in a bag to enliven her days and keep the draft out. The poo was that of her dog.

The man on a bike approached the woman as she passed by the Post Office in High Street, Tarring. He reached out and snatched the bag of doings.

Says the voice of Sussex Police:

“A male on his pushbike came past her and snatched the bag, perhaps thinking that there was something of value inside. The lady was not harmed and clearly the thief stole nothing of value.”

Unless he’s collecting the stuff to turn into a novelty poo tree, like those ones in the park…

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