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Jack Tweed’s Cuddle Animal Laura Rose Jones In Pictures

by | 4th, May 2010

JACK Tweed is not a rapist. Mr Jade Goody emeritus did not rape ‘Emma Watson‘. So, here’s “glamour girl” Laura Rose Jones to tell tabloid readers: “Bad boys are more fun.” Or as the Daily Star’s front-page headline puts it:

“Jack girl: I’ve been so foolish.”

Inside, over pages 4 and 5, Laura Rose Jones seems ambiguous. Has she been a fool or fallen? The headline yells:


Saddam Hussein is dead. Osama bin Laden is missing. So, she shagged Jack Tweed?

The story goes that, as we predicted, Jack Tweed followed his acquittal of all and any rape charges to visit Jade Goody’s grave and “beg forgiveness for his bad boy behaviour”.

Says Laura, cradling her chest in her hands:

“I need to stop acting like a fool.”

Or as she then says:

“I’m a party girl who lives to have fun.”

What kind of madcap fun?

“We were just having a cuddle.”

And as for her loving bad boys? She says of her cuddle companion Jack Tweed:

“He’s not the bad boy that he’s been painted out to be.”

Which kind of means that cuddly Laura Rose Jones, the “self-styled party animal” who loves bad boys, did not shag Jack Tweed, who is a good boy.

Here’s Jade:


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Dental nurse Jade Goody greets presenter Davina McCall as she leaves the Big Brother house at Elstree Studios in Hertfordshire to become the ninth contestant to be evicted as the fly-on-the-wall show reached its dramatic finale.

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink