Jack Tweed’s Cuddle Animal Laura Rose Jones In Pictures

JACK Tweed is not a rapist. Mr Jade Goody emeritus did not rape ‘Emma Watson‘. So, here’s “glamour girl” Laura Rose Jones to tell tabloid readers: “Bad boys are more fun.” Or as the Daily Star’s front-page headline puts it:

“Jack girl: I’ve been so foolish.”

Inside, over pages 4 and 5, Laura Rose Jones seems ambiguous. Has she been a fool or fallen? The headline yells:

“GIVE ME A BAD BOY ANY DAY.”

Saddam Hussein is dead. Osama bin Laden is missing. So, she shagged Jack Tweed?

The story goes that, as we predicted, Jack Tweed followed his acquittal of all and any rape charges to visit Jade Goody’s grave and “beg forgiveness for his bad boy behaviour”.

Says Laura, cradling her chest in her hands:

“I need to stop acting like a fool.”

Or as she then says:

“I’m a party girl who lives to have fun.”

What kind of madcap fun?

“We were just having a cuddle.”

And as for her loving bad boys? She says of her cuddle companion Jack Tweed:

“He’s not the bad boy that he’s been painted out to be.”

Which kind of means that cuddly Laura Rose Jones, the “self-styled party animal” who loves bad boys, did not shag Jack Tweed, who is a good boy.

Here’s Jade:

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Mark McGowan, controversy-seeking performance artist who previously ate a swan to challenge the monarchy, turns his attention to the late reality tv star, Jade Goody, who died of cancer in March, on display at The Guy Hilton Gallery, 35 Fournier Street in London.

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Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink