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Danny Dyer’s Agonising Agony Aunt In Zoo

by | 5th, May 2010

IN this week’s Zoo, Danny Dyer is putting the agony in agony aunt. A readers writes that his lover had left him and she seems to be doing fine.

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Danny’s advice is to go on booze-fuelled rampage, pull a new woman to cheat on, or cut the old flame’s face. If that still fails, try therapy, or recreational drugs.

This kind of satire works best if you have a made-up chracter who is a ridiculous lampooning of a stereotype. So, Danny, carry on…

The full tip:

“You’ve got nothing to worry about, son. I’d suggest going out on a rampage with the boys, getting on the booze and smashing anything that moves. Then, when some bird falls for you, you can turn the tables and break her heart. Of course, the other option is to cut your ex’s face, and then no one will want her.”


Posted: 5th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink