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Jennifer Aniston’s Dangerous Online Dating Game: Brad Pitt Reacts

by | 2nd, June 2010

BRAD Pitt has “freaked out” over Jennifer Aniston’s “SHOCKING LOVE GAMES!” The National Enquirer pictures Brad with his beard that looks as if he’s peering through an old nanny’s (goat) legs and Aniston fiddling with her hair, as is her wont.

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Inside the magazine, and Brad is telling Jen to stoop playing “dangerous games” with her love life. News is that Jen has been looking for love on the web. Yep, that “ambitious, needy, middle-aged divorcee with own shampoo” is, allegedly, Jennifer Aniston looking for the real deal.

The web is not full of paedos and pervs looking for sex. It’s also full of lovelorn Hollywood stars looking for romance.

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That lad who posts a picture of a Jonas Brother and claims that it’s him might be telling the truth. Or he might be a 53-year-old sex criminal with a purity ring. You just need to be lucky.

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Anyhow, the news is that Jen told Bad about her online “flirting” and Brad warned her that the web is full of “danger”.

What dangers we do not learn. But if you sit too close to the computer’s fan it can dry out your split ends…

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