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Angelina Jolie’s ‘Secret Affair” With Married Hollywood Star

by | 8th, June 2010

ANGELINA Jolie is embroiled in a “CHEATING SCANDAL”. So says the National Enquirer, which also says that this alleged cheating scandal “EXPLODES!”

Angelina Jolie pictures (NSFW)

This is one dynamic cheating scandal, readers. Says the NE:

“Caught in secret affair with MARRIED actor”

This is:

“Her secret affair with Ethan Hawke.”

A source says that Jolie and Hawke met in 2003 – when he was married to Uma Thurman – and “couldn’t keep their hands to themselves”. We do not know why it is “secret”, only that there are rumours of an affair on the internet. The web also has rumours that lizards control the world and Cheryl Cole is the nation’s sweetheart. But we digress.

A source claims that Jolie told Pitt he was the only married man she had ever been with. This news, if true, will “break his heart”.

It is all alleged and uncorroborated, but, still, here’s Jolie in 2005:

“I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.”

The basis for this front-page allegation is not mentioned specifically. It is simply a “new report”.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance

This “report” is cloaked in a mention of new book by Andrew Morton – “a damning unauthorized biography on the pillow-lipped beauty, depicting her as a bed-hopping, man-stealing ex-drug abuser”.

Reading that we come to realise that it can be possible for men to like Jolie more than ever…


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Angelina Jolie appearing in the film Mojave Moon. Half Length.

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